TL;DR, if you have your own room, you're going to get laid big time. And passengers just don't seem to be able to deal with it at all. There are a lot of drunk people on a cruise ship, and not that much separating them from the unforgiving sea.
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We tend to get a lot of white rice, weird pink desserts, and sometimes make do with sardines and flaccid pasta. Wi-Fi costs a lot and we don't get a staff discount, which means it's easy to burn through your wages checking Insta, Facebook, and of course YouPorn. Please guys, if you want to have sex, do it in your cabin and not in lifeboats, under tables, or in the pool. Universal Pictures.
And if you do forget someone's name they often get pretty damn annoyed; they expect special, personalised service. Looks like there are no comments yet. We're not allowed spirits, but that doesn't stop people smuggling them on board in mouthwash bottles: First of all, they're not real.